11 months ago • 45 notesCrime in the town I used to live is pretty serious.
NO BUT YOU GUYS REALLY. THIS IS WHERE ANDREW, ALLISON, AND I WENT TO COLLEGE. IT’S IN THE MOUNTAINS AND THE TOWN IS FULL OF BEARDS. THIS IS IN NO WAY SHOCKING. ALL CAPS.
BOTH MY MALE ROOMMATES HAD AWESOME BEARDS. And we had to get an apartment with separate bathrooms because their beard hair would clog the drain otherwise. TRUFAX. One of my rommmate’s girlfriend’s repeatedly used my shower because she grew up in a house with two bearded brothers and couldn’t take it anymore.
Once, I was standing at the bus stop with one of my roommates - who was this stocky, outdoorsy, artsy, beardy guy - in probably two feet of snow and cold wind and temperatures well below 10 degrees. We were both just huddled together shaking and shivering when I said “But Jon! You have a beard! Your face should be warm!” and he said. And I quote.
“THIS IS A BEARD OF LIES.”
