March 2013
February 2013
theprecariousdescent:
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From the new...
I started a new blog to post music I've been...
What’s on there now is what I’ve been doing by myself, but I’ll probably post stuff from the bands as well. In general, I don’t think I’m going to be using this blog much anymore.
Check it out if you like drone:
http://theprecariousdescent.tumblr.com
You know, Tumblr, I think I might finally be done...
This is not me saying “I’m never going to post again,” but yeah, I might not use this blog anymore. If you wanna keep in touch, holler on facebook or something.
Just got all psyched because I remembered the time someone came through my line and ordered a decaf, skim, almond macchiato, clearly meaning the starbucks drink, and I made her exactly what she ordered and the look on her face was confused and downtrodden and I want to give people that look for the rest of my life.
Didosaur Jr.
I don’t think I would ever love anything more than watching the members of Black Sabbath beat the shit out of the members of Mumford and Sons.
Totally just raided the CD bargain bin at Best...
Got “In Utero,” “Sabbath Volume 4” (which I had on vinyl but wanted the CD for), and “The Very Best of KISS”. Great day.
Holy shit, if you google image search "Man With...
and it’s attached to some sketchball article about shooting robbers and the legal implications of it, which has absolutely nothing to do with this dude.
Tonight I had a couple beers with the dudes in...
It was pretty surreal. All very friendly people. Very psyched.
20,000 Leagues Under The Semen
A Memoir.
I just texted Logan to see when he would be in...
So I’m gonna fuck with whoever’s on the other end of this line
It's got the
Eye of the tiger and the neck of a stoat rising up in to the ears of a marmot
With the mouth of a ferret but without any teeth but the only thing cool is the eyyyyyyyye
of the tiger
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I just found out how to...
I hope the students of Duke University like Om,...
On that note, it was my last day at my shitty-assed job. If a company called Saladelia ever approaches you with a job offer, don’t fucking take it.
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You know that moment of painful clarity and introspection where one moment you’re looking at your reflection in the car window thinking “Shit, when did I grow tits again?” and then next thing you know you’re at a fucking Wendy’s drive-thru, looking at a receipt, shaking your head at yourself, and waiting on your food?
All this, by the way, while you’re either...
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Valentine’s Day ruled hard. The exhibits at the art museum were killer, tapas were amazing, and it was a great day to have a badass sweet time date with the boo. And she bought me a new western shirt! Twenty-three skiddoo!
Also, as I was going to sleep I was thinking about Sunn O))) in art-museum-mode and realized another thing that makes them one of my all-time favorite bands: At the...
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Seriousy pumped for Valentine's Day this year,...
When I get off work the ladyfriend and I are gonna check out some objects d’art, then we’re doing dinner at this awesome fuckin’ tapas place. Pumped. Also got her some lilies, hoping she digs ‘em.
I also made a few Black Metal valentines that are... →
If my posting bumped them off check the next one.
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day,
so I’m getting psyched to see the Sunn O))) Valentine I made 3 or 4 years ago start making the rounds without credit again.
bashaleahkills asked: OPINIONS ON CORPSE PAINT?
monsieur-antichrist asked: 10,13,21
METAL ASK OK PLZ DO THIS.
1.Favorite Metal sub-genre?
2.Favorite Death metal band?
3.Favorite Thrash metal band?
4.Favorite Black metal band?
5.Favorite Sludge metal band?
6.Favorite Doom metal band?
7.Favorite Grindcore band?
8.Favorite Stoner Metal band?
9.What's worse, Metalcore, Nu-Metal, or Glam Metal?
10.Most Metal non Metal band?
11.A Metal band, you don't like, but understand why people like?
12.If you were to start a metal band what genre would it be?
13.Best Decade of Metal?
14.Modern thrash or Old School Thrash?
15.Serious or Humorous lyrics?
16.Best Live Metal band?
17.Should metal have anything to do with religion?
18.Biggest Douchebag in Metal?
19.(this band) or (that band)
20.Favorite Metal Band from your home country?
21.Favorite Metal Band from your state?
22.Most embarrassing Metal band you like?
23.Punk or Metal?
24.Worst Band in your favorite genre of Metal?
25.CDs, MP3, Cassettes or Vinals?
26.Patch Vests, yes or no?
27.(this genre) or (that genre)
28.Coolest chick in Metal?
29.Coolest dude in Metal?
30.Most Attractive person in Metal?
31.Do you mosh?
32.Opinions on stage diving?
33.A good band that sucks live?
34.3 Most Overrated Metal bands?
35.Most Underrated?
36.Stupidest logo?
37.Coolest logo?
38.Fast or Heavy?
39.Clean or Harsh Vocals?
40.First few Metal bands you liked?
41.A Metal band you loved now hate?
42.A Metal band you hated now love?
43.Favorite instrument?
44.Best crossover genre?
45.Opinions on corpse paint?
Turn down the volume, turn up the prepackaged photo filters, call it new counterculture.
How many frog-voiced dudes singing generic love tropes with over-manicured guitar reverb can you take?
Sometimes I love NPR so much,
and then they FUCKING RUIN IT by featuring these shows where every fucking interview is essentially the plot to a bad, made-for-TV movie about coming closer to God in the face of adversity. Seriously? This is the kind of shit we need to be hearing right now? People working through their problems with scripture in order to put stronger blinders on to the bullshit that their religion is trying to...
Hey, Frank Statio, thanks for another story from...
That definitely isn’t a trite, worn-out, boring, counter-productive plot arc for radio interviews that you’ve beaten to death and then some.
Overall, I guess I’d say watching The Grammys made me feel depressed, anxious, bitter, angry, misanthropic, and ultimately doomed to poverty in a musical career.
TMNT3 Drinking Game:
Every time a one-liner is spoken, drink.
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Skydiving naked onto a bull covered in spider eggs in an arena full of snakes.
My buddies got conned into buying an anime VHS inside of an extreme skateboard tricks video case and I can’t stop fucking laughing.
Bumper sticker: "Honk if you're drunk!"
My other Coors is a Pabst Blue Ribbon!
“It’s a knockout, folks! Emotions win over self preservation!”
– Rocko’s Modern Life
Just called a local tapas place to make...
and as soon as I put the phone to my ear, no shit, “Let’s Get It On” started playing on my roommate’s laptop in the other room.
“Now there’s a look in your eyes
like black holes in the sky”
– Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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Here's a fun little fact about me that I'm finally...
but I think I can owe my masochistic streak almost entirely to the fact that for my whole life, from almost every direction, I’ve been told that my problems don’t matter for some reason or another. I’ve found that I relish moments where I tell people something and they say “Oh man, fuck, seriously? That sucks!” because that’s about as close as I’ve ever...
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With all the hyperbole on the internet these days
it’s pretty hard to discern between people who actually have chronic social anxiety and people who just like staying in sometimes and love to scream about it. It leaves me stuck between feeling relieved to know that I’m not one of a few and resentful of all the annoying motherfuckers out there who love to scream about how they’re, like, JUST as quirky as like Zooey Deschanel!
