You’ll get the greats like “It entertains my need to not be challenged by what I listen to but still feel like I’m close to something edgy,” and, “It’s a cool factoid for cocktail parties with my hip friends.”22 hours ago • 7 notes
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Dude shut up I’m not gay. Just because I jerk off during Predator doesn’t mean I’m gay. I just appreciate power, I appreciate bravery. I salute the actions it took to stop the Predator. Does that make my dick hard? Yes, of course, and I won’t be ashamed of that. If you think that’s something to be ashamed of then YOU are the gay one. I love freedom and courage and America so yeah I fucking jerk off whenever I put on Predator.
To make a long story short, on my birthday last year I accidentally ingested some holy water. It was on a crystal skull that a friend gave me which I promptly popped in my mouth as a joke. I threw up within a few minutes. Granted, I was drunker than I’d been in years, but I still like to think that it means I’m Satan’s progeny.4 days ago • 12 notes