April 18, 2014

Which part of the hot dog the baloney come from?

April 17, 2014
spiderspaw:

here’s a picture of my mom holding my dog Patina in her wizard’s costume.

spiderspaw:

here’s a picture of my mom holding my dog Patina in her wizard’s costume.

Work jams du jour

Work jams du jour

ME HEART ME

ME HEART ME

April 16, 2014

I only hit the pipe through my nostrils so because when they check my lungs for signs of the pot they won’t be there bc it’s all strored up in my brain

MAHHHH bahbecure chickern prizza, ye-heah, so warm and sweet weith cheeickern, yerh!
Dave Matthews, alone, by himself.
  • Me: That was delicious. I'd like my money back.
  • Pizzeria: ...so...you...so you liked it
  • Me: yes, it was fantastic.
  • Pizzeria: and you want your money back?
  • Me: I'm just kinda strapped for cash, know what I'm sayin'?
Time for another round of “juicer part or terrifying butt plug?”

Time for another round of “juicer part or terrifying butt plug?”