April 23, 2014



Coming This Fall

Oh look, a Katherine Heigl movie I might actually watch.

Oh yeah,

You’re so OCD about the dishes being done? When was the last time you couldn’t get the image of a room filled with brutally murdered people out of your head for days on end?

You have no fucking idea what it’s like to live with OCD.

It must be pretty fuckin’ nice to just choose whether you’re going to let something go or stew on it. Or to actually believe the bullshit bumper-stickerisms that are constantly going around the internet about how anxiety is just “misused” imagination, as if people who have chronic anxiety can just change that. Must be real fuckin’ nice.

Another day at the office

Another day at the office

Finally realized why


The current selfie obsessed generation is the absolute worst and full of the worst fucking people. Because growing up with full blown internet, MySpace/Facebook, Instagram, etc. has actually made you believe you are important, unique, significant even. And the reality you need to face is that you aren’t, even in the slightest.

April 22, 2014

I bet if someone came out of cryogenic freezing that started in the 90s right now they’d be like “alright, what’d I miss?” And whoever’s responsible for doing so would tell him about 9/11 and stuff and how the world is actually an even more terrifying place than we possibly could have conceived in the 90s and he’d be like “God that sucks but at least like…Lou Reed never recorded an album with like Metallica or anything, right?”

And then everything’d get real quiet.

My friend is trying to convince me that he did.

My friend is trying to convince me that he did.

Work playlist OTD

Songs: Ohia- The Lioness
Jefferson Airplane- Surrealistic Pillow
A couple chopped and screwed jams
White Hills- Don’t Be Afraid and selections from H-P1
Grails- Red Light and Burning Off Impurities
Sleep- Sleep’s Holy Mountain
Neutral Milk Hotel- On Avery Island